Just so everyone knows...I've officially stopped using my aol account. You can reach me at the same username @hughes.net.

The Following is an Official Chatham E-Mail

"We have had reports that our large male campus turkey has been attacking students and staff (he’s the one with the blue head). Unfortunately, this is turkey mating season and he has become very protective of his territory. We are going to have him relocated at the earliest possible time (hopefully this weekend). In the meantime, please try to avoid him and try not to antagonize him. Usually shouting or firmly hitting him with something will chase him. Also, don’t hesitate to call security if you are afraid to pass. They will run off this feisty feathered criminal for you."

This right here, this is why I love this school.

Bah ha ha ha ha ha!

72 in Pittsburgh....ah, suuuuuuuuuun. mmmmmmm.

Mom forgot a conversation we had five minutes ago. To defend herself she claimed "I am kinda drunk."

Apparently by living in Pittsburgh I miss out on my parents routinely getting drunk on wine.

Oh lord, have become child of drunkards.