Weekend Over
Well, if I read 125 pages today and another 125 tomorrow before class, I just might finish my book on time. I think the odds are against me.
It's not that I slacked all weekend and avoided work...it's that I had a good time.
Phone Conversation with my dad AKA proof that my mom should never leave him alone:
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DAD: Call about a flu shot.
ME: (while rolling eyes and fully aware that Olin is only giving shots to high risk people
AKA not me) Okay.
DAD: Do you suffer from chronic depression?
ME: No Dad!
DAD: Just checking. I saw a thing on TV about college students who commit suicide.
ME: ....
DAD: Would you like to talk about sex now?
ME: Ha ha...No.
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Mom needs to come home.
Now, on a entirely unrelated note. More Hugh pictures cause the world needs more of him.
Now I ask you, what is with the green outfit?
It's not that I slacked all weekend and avoided work...it's that I had a good time.
Phone Conversation with my dad AKA proof that my mom should never leave him alone:
.
.
.
DAD: Call about a flu shot.
ME: (while rolling eyes and fully aware that Olin is only giving shots to high risk people
AKA not me) Okay.
DAD: Do you suffer from chronic depression?
ME: No Dad!
DAD: Just checking. I saw a thing on TV about college students who commit suicide.
ME: ....
DAD: Would you like to talk about sex now?
ME: Ha ha...No.
.
.
.
Mom needs to come home.
Now, on a entirely unrelated note. More Hugh pictures cause the world needs more of him.
Now I ask you, what is with the green outfit?


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