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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Rates of Moving Back In

I'm back at school and ready for (academic) action.

It took me over an hour to put all of my clothes away. Normally, I wouldn't believe in such a thing as "too much clothing." But I really need the thin the herd. My clothes are invading poor roomie's space. Not to mention the fact that I've had to hang various coats and hoodies from my bed because there was no room for them in the closet.
Plus I have absolutely no idea what I will wear tomorrow. If I decide on layers, there are countless shirt combinations. All alternating between begging and screaming to be worn. How will I decide? Life is so difficult.

It took me 54 minutes to print 95 pages. I only jammed the printer twice...an all time low.
Considering I will be printing at least 70 pages/week, I predict this semester will be an expensive one filled with lots of swearing and wasted time in which I stare at the printer while it blinks a horrible little red light at me.

Time to break out the pencil and paper...that's right! It's simple math quiz time! YEAH!!!!!!!

The 1 and only question:

Given the fact that I swore 17 times while unjamming the printer twice over a 54 minute period, what is my rate of swearing/a paper jam? And my rate of swearing/minute?

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