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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

"Vegetarian Non-Smokers. They've Got the Cleanest Blood" ~Scary Vampire Guy on Documentary

So, I'm watching this "Fang vs Fiction" documentary thing, because, well, I'm easily amused and I don't want to do research for my historical writing class. A member of the European vampire subculture was asked what type of person has the best blood to drink. He answered:

Vegetarian non-smokers.

This quote amuses me to no end. And scares me a little, cause I am a veggie-loving non-smoker.

The point of this post?

Be careful in France Monica, your blood is mighty tasty. And I'm willing to bet there are vampies in Francie.

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