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"How can you expect the birds to sing when their groves are cut down?" ~Thoreau

Friday, April 20, 2007

FYI

On the off chance any of you would like to venture to Pittsburgh for my graduation, it'll take place on Saturday, August 18th. There is also a graduate reading on the night of Friday, the 17th.

Let me know if you're at all interested and I can give you more information.

No pressure.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Happy Friday the 13th!!!!!!!

Today is the day.

Weird stuff is going to happen!

I can tell, because it's 4:23 AM and weird stuff has already happened.

Got online to check my bank account. My balance was high. Checked the individual transactions.

Two deposits from b&n listed for today when there only should have been one.

The first was for a measly 40-something. Pathetic but correct.

The second was for 210. Great but wrong. Clearly am going to have to speak to management. Would be just my luck to go to jail for embezzlement.

Off to prepare for work.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Moose and Squirrel

There was a squirrel at my window. Or more so, on the ledge beyond my screen. Impressive. Very impressive since I live on the third floor without any tall trees near by.

It seemed to be stuck and was making a rasping noise (That's how I discovered it--The noise was loud enough that I thought it was coming from inside my apartment).

It didn't immediately flee when I pulled up the blinds. I moaned, convinced the poor creature was stuck. I tried to figure out who I should call. My dad? The government? A vet? I knew I wanted it rescued, either by a firetruck ladder or by a safety cushion inflated three stories below in the driveway to the neighboring apartment building's parking lot.

None of that was necessary, however, as Mr./Ms. Squirrel seemed to tire of me staring at it and jumped...up. I heard a few more calls from the roof, but now there is silence. I wish my new squirrelly friend well and an eventual safe return to the ground.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

eeeeeeeeee.

Just got email from OSU...want me to call for an interview in an hour.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. panic! PANIC! What do I say?????! What do I do??????!

waaaaaaaah!

*Freaks out, falls over, reaches up and pushes 'publish' then dies.*