mY LifE iN iRoNY

"How can you expect the birds to sing when their groves are cut down?" ~Thoreau

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Thesis defense over.

Have passed.

Although graduation ceremony isn't until August, you may all address me as 'Master' now. Hee hee. Just kidding. hee. But, seriously....

If anyone would like a bound copy of my thesis let me know. It will, sadly, cost anyone interested $20. I'm not trying to make a profit off of my loved ones, I swear. But I went over my print quota at Chatham and each time I print my thesis it costs me $15. (I'd print it at home, but alas, my small little POS can't handle the job and leaves black ink smudges on almost every page...far from desirable) Plus, it'll cost another $5 to get the book bound.
If anybody would like more information about the story before committing, email me. I'd like to avoid putting my plot summary on the internet.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Tomorrow, tomorrow, is my day of judgement, tomorrow.

Wish me luck on my thesis defense!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Here's some fun Golden Compass nerdiness...



In other news, I spoke with a professor at OSU and she said I'm for sure accepted...there's now craziness in attempting to arrange a living situation. Parents have their heart set on buying a condo, since I'll be there for four to five years. Making a choice is complicated by the fact that my current Pittsburgh apartment is trying to kick me out before I graduate. I'm not sure if a good choice can be made in such a rush, so I'll be going to war with my Pittsburgh housing people over the situation tomorrow.

I stop working at Barnes and Noble in two weeks. I gave my notice last week. The manager pretended to cry. I thought that was a sweet gesture.

What's more, I just found out I'm going to be published in my first non-university journal. I won't say the name yet (nobody will have heard of it), because I'm going to have to make edits to the story still. But I'm very entertained, because the piece is actually a heavily edited version of the very first creative work that I wrote at MSU. I'd set the piece aside for years, assuming it would never appeal to any market. Then several months ago, a professor sent an email about a new journal looking for very specific content that my old piece included.

My thesis is due in eight days and I still have one hundred pages to edit. And I was hoping to do another read through after that.

In general, my head is spinning. Where's the ground? I need something to grab.