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Friday, October 14, 2005

Prophecy

So far two out of two people have preferred my old story to the newer version. Will wait for my professor's feedback before I freak out and die. Have had a new idea to incorporate both versions...would be a lot of work...very experimental. Need to talk to someone or send off original draft and get rejected a couple of times before I'd be willing to make the changes. Pain. Suffering. Bugger, life is hard.

I had the weirdest dream last night. It took place in my apartment.

In the dream, I woke up in bed to find a man standing in my room, staring at me. He was wearing a black suit and had short, gray hair and black eyes. He gave off VERY bad vibes.

The man: I am a shepherd of Satan.
Me: ...

I couldn't speak. The man had done something so I couldn't talk. I sat there gurgling as he moved towards me.

After enough attempts, I regained my voice.

Me: In the name of Jesus be gone!

I started to sing "what would people say if they knew I was a Jesus freak?"

The man disappeared.

I screamed.

My mom (because my parents' bedroom had magically attached itself to my apartment) came running into my room and I woke up, feeling a tad bit scared and confused.

Yeeeeeeaaaaaah.

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