Quotable Class

"We're doing well with lying to people. Let's move on to be cruel to others."
~Professor Ayres

Leah: The power went out and I screamed "save the ice cream!"
Professor Ayres: Great! The child will experience loss.
Shel: But isn't the power outage good...cause now the kid has to eat the ice cream.
Professor Ayres: It's not good if he can't find the ice cream in the dark.
Shel: Or if he gets a stomach ache from eating too much.
Professor Ayres: Or he could find the ice cream too late and it would have already melted.
Shel: Ohhh, you're good at this being cruel thing.
Professor Ayres: I've had practice.