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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Security Warning

On Sept. 6th at 06:40 p.m., the Chatham College Police received a report from two complainants, who stated that they were approached in the east lot by an unknown male actor who drove up to them in a silver Honda. The unknown male actor was nude and said he was filming for MTV, and asked them if they were interested in being filmed. The actor is described as a white male, muscular build, and shaved head. If this actor attempts to engage in a conversation with you or you see this actor on the campus, please contact the campus police at ext. 1111.

Please note that we sent out an advisory in May on a male fitting this description also driving a Honda, and saying he was from MTV. Also we have received reports that this same actor may also be using this ploy in Schenley Park.


This was sent to the entire college. How can you not find that funny?

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