Laugh at My Mismatched Toes-ies

On the down side, I carried mismatched shoes to wear at work.

On the plus side, one was for the left foot and the other was for the right foot.

Also on the plus side, the shoes were designed by the same company.

I wore mismatched shoes all night and nobody noticed. My equilibrium seems fine.

I did keep spilling things all night, but I don't think the shoes had anything to do with that.

I like how I can gradually get to know customers at work. It's like putting a puzzle together piece by piece over a period of months. Who are these people? What's their backstory?