RIP (The Following Post Is Rated PG-13)
Have killed compy. Am horrible compy wife.
Compy can no longer connect to internet because it has no browsers. (explorer hasn't worked for months. I assumed (wrongly) it was because it was jealous of the new verizon-yahoo browser that came with my DSL line).
Tension and jealousy turned into a fight tonight when I couldn't remember my verizon-yahoo password (AKA I know longer turn on my browser) I assumed verizon-yahoo didn't find me sexy anymore. And I became enraged, swearing to create a new password, one that I could always remember, to ensure that compy would always find me attractive.
Since the verizon-yahoo login window does not have the option of retrieving an old password or creating a new one, I became enraged. I realized I needed to find a creative way to accomplish my goals.
In my fit, I uninstalled the verizon-yahoo browser in the hopes of either reloading it with a new password or causing explorer, without the anxiety of having another browser to be compared with, to magically work again. Alas neither occurred. Explorer still won't open and ironically enough, I can't load verizon-yahoo without first using another (WORKING) browser. So, now compy is completely browserless. In one single uninstall, I've turned him into a "work offline solely" compy. I've cut off his manhood.
The death of our love is a combination of my refusal to see the warning signs, lack of memory of how to turn a browser on and compy's own growing runtime error (performance) issues.
so, our marital issues exploded into full out war. I realized our problems were beyond my ability to fix. So I called verizon, who is available 24/7. I was lucky enough to get a really cool tech support lady (aka marriage councilor). She helped me to focus on my sense of humor as opposed to getting pissy with compy and the world. But alas, despite the woman's expertise in matters of the heart and browser, Compy and my marital problems seem to be beyond her ability to reconcile.
Eventually, compy's issues can all be resolved. But that will require my Windows XP disk, which is sadly somewhere in Michigan (I don't know exactly where).
Thank goodness, I bought Macky or all would be lost. Am suddenly a big believer in bigamy. When one computer husband fails, the other is ready and waiting to be my knight in shiny white (macky) or silver (the recently departed compy) armor.
I heart you Macky. You're now all I have. May our love last forever. We can't let anything such as a runtime error (performance issues/your inability to get me online) come between us. I now see that was my failing with compy. I have learned my lesson. This time, I'm going to make it work.
And from now on, I will write down all my passwords. That is the other lesson.
The third lesson is that I should call a marital expert at the first sign of relationship issues.
The fourth lesson is that I shouldn't uninstall internet browsers (cut off manhoods) in a fit of rage.
Compy can no longer connect to internet because it has no browsers. (explorer hasn't worked for months. I assumed (wrongly) it was because it was jealous of the new verizon-yahoo browser that came with my DSL line).
Tension and jealousy turned into a fight tonight when I couldn't remember my verizon-yahoo password (AKA I know longer turn on my browser) I assumed verizon-yahoo didn't find me sexy anymore. And I became enraged, swearing to create a new password, one that I could always remember, to ensure that compy would always find me attractive.
Since the verizon-yahoo login window does not have the option of retrieving an old password or creating a new one, I became enraged. I realized I needed to find a creative way to accomplish my goals.
In my fit, I uninstalled the verizon-yahoo browser in the hopes of either reloading it with a new password or causing explorer, without the anxiety of having another browser to be compared with, to magically work again. Alas neither occurred. Explorer still won't open and ironically enough, I can't load verizon-yahoo without first using another (WORKING) browser. So, now compy is completely browserless. In one single uninstall, I've turned him into a "work offline solely" compy. I've cut off his manhood.
The death of our love is a combination of my refusal to see the warning signs, lack of memory of how to turn a browser on and compy's own growing runtime error (performance) issues.
so, our marital issues exploded into full out war. I realized our problems were beyond my ability to fix. So I called verizon, who is available 24/7. I was lucky enough to get a really cool tech support lady (aka marriage councilor). She helped me to focus on my sense of humor as opposed to getting pissy with compy and the world. But alas, despite the woman's expertise in matters of the heart and browser, Compy and my marital problems seem to be beyond her ability to reconcile.
Eventually, compy's issues can all be resolved. But that will require my Windows XP disk, which is sadly somewhere in Michigan (I don't know exactly where).
Thank goodness, I bought Macky or all would be lost. Am suddenly a big believer in bigamy. When one computer husband fails, the other is ready and waiting to be my knight in shiny white (macky) or silver (the recently departed compy) armor.
I heart you Macky. You're now all I have. May our love last forever. We can't let anything such as a runtime error (performance issues/your inability to get me online) come between us. I now see that was my failing with compy. I have learned my lesson. This time, I'm going to make it work.
And from now on, I will write down all my passwords. That is the other lesson.
The third lesson is that I should call a marital expert at the first sign of relationship issues.
The fourth lesson is that I shouldn't uninstall internet browsers (cut off manhoods) in a fit of rage.
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