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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Romance Update AKA the Gentle Success of the Shel

Alright.

Met Central American Man outside after my shift. I said I couldn't be a relationship and he took it surprisingly well. We went to another cafe and sat and talked (with several awkward silences) for 15 minutes. Then I excused myself.

Anyway, CAM tried to excuse his behavior by saying he was following my lead.

??????????

During our first conversation, after he talked about all his "feelings," I mentioned that I only intend to have serious relationships. Apparently instead of hearing the "take it slow" and "friends first" parts of my statement, he heard "serious relationship with you." I choose to blame both misinterpretation and the language berrier.

Things should be alright now. Although (hopefully just to make conversation) he asked when I start work tomorrow. If he does show up, I will fall to the cafe floor and have a huge hissy fitt that will drive all men away forever. Let us hope it won't come to that.

In other news, I got to make my first staff recommendation pick yesterday. I decided to go classic. Pride and Prejudice. The only problem is that I then had to write a two line blurb about why people should read the book. How can you sum up the joy that is P&P in just two lines? The girl I was working with, Kim, who I've helped convert to P&P (she's currently reading it and she's has borrowed by DVDs of the BBC version), helped me develop possible statements.

We decided on: "Overcome first impressions and misconceptions and become bewitched by reading this classic romantic comedy."

Like it or not, it took us an hour to decide on that sentence.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com*Cough* SECRET SANTA PAY ATTENTION *Cough*

B&N has gone goofy over the past couple of days. Today's addition to the craziness was a DVD of a fire burning in a fire place. It ran on the break room TV all day. At first I thought it was rediculous. Then it totally grew on me. I miss fires. I love the crackling. I wants my own DVD of a fire that I can watch all day. It will be perfect for reading. But I'd feel like an idiot to buy that for myself.

*Cough* YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE IN SECRET SANTA LAND? *Cough*

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